cannot

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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moraniarty:

pussypoppintoradiodisney:

thatfilthyanimal:

ruinedchildhood:

When I drop food on the floor.

 

fuck

oh my fuCKING GOD

oh my fuck

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

god it’s so weird when my friends start shipping the same characters that I do  

thatlolblog:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

(Source: joceln)

(Source: johnlocktexting)

theyellowbrickroad:

marlaynuh:

what the fuck is this?

a banana

theyellowbrickroad:

marlaynuh:

what the fuck is this?

a banana

I cannot actually believe that we’re half way through 2012 already.

(Source: weheartit.com)

amouremeline:

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

(Source: slimed)

cybergay:

where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes

bowlingforsoup:

blue haired scene girl switches sexuality

bowlingforsoup:

blue haired scene girl switches sexuality

(Source: davethebarbarian)


They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

(Source: epic4chan)

npharris:

this is the best liveblogging experience i’ve ever had tbh

thejadedkiwano:

The greatest mind of our generation.

(Source: elilennaold)