June 2012
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
moraniarty:
pussypoppintoradiodisney:
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god it’s so weird when my friends start shipping the same characters that I do
thatlolblog:
canada looks really broken
u ok canada
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I cannot actually believe that we’re half way through 2012 already.
amouremeline:
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
cybergay:
where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes
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npharris:
this is the best liveblogging experience i’ve ever had tbh
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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May 2012
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aw just had the longest conversation with someone on omegle
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moraniarty:
gets a terrible hangover
from reading too much
larxenesomebody:
merlinsfuckingbeard:
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always...
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faguccino:
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but here’s my number
so call me maybe
galifianafuck:
if there is actually going to be a zombie apocalypse i will:
take car
go to mum’s
kill phil
grab liz
go to the winchester
have a nice cold pint
and wait for all this to blow over
anderstan:
i like fanfiction more than i like people
richwhitelesbian:
a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
Watchtina765:
dahlstrom:
kaley:
societydefinedbeauty:
when you leave your three year old brother in your room with your mac.
i’ve reblogged this before but it seriously makes me so happy
“computer! whass your name?!”
oh awww.
-1?'https':'http';var...
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gerard-gay:
my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months
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missionkimpossible:
i bet zooey deschanel uses bing.com because shes quirky and unique
a poem by deviantart user blackxxxkeyblade
dorothy-cotton:
British men are so perf-
I WISH I WAS FROM ENGLAND IT’S SO-
I bet it’s so much nicer in Britain than Amer-
I BLOODY LOVE TEA AND THE QUEEN lol the british are so cu-
i want to find a cute british guy like benedi-
“I woke up this morning and saw all these things about me being cast in The...”
– Robert Pattinson on rumors about being cast as Finnick Odair (x)
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breadstickfanclub:
The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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patkirch:
i bet autocorrect was invented in he’ll
feferihipstersparkles:
that point in your life when you said “yesh” and “shmexy”